White coat. Heels.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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