i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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