Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
