U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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