Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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