Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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