"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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