Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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