So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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