Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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