what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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