I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
