You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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