god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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