I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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