i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i came on her dog
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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