i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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