Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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