That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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