she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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