Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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