Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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