Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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