Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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