Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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