I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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