therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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