You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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