Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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