brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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