I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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