Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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