And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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