This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
