More tranny stories later!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
