it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
this will be a night to untag.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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