ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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