just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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