Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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