New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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