Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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