nut hugger
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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