Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
the room spins SO much faster in panama
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
