you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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