I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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