If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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