i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She even gives head with a lisp.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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