We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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