problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
