I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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