Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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