Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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