You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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